me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD
employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut
me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery
My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.
when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission
my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave