MAGIC BANANAS

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pizzahard:

me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD

employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut

me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery

(via hi)

joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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(via pizza)

[x]

(Source: prince-george, via ivanrkitic)

trust:

finally a career for me

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(Source: trust, via hi)

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

(Source: ughcallmelottie, via jesusgod3d)

neometalfaggot:

when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission

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(via relahvant)

(Source: absolutelyfilthysmut, via jesusgod3d)

jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave

(via hi)

(Source: ikickath, via jesusgod3d)